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THIS IS NOT A JOKE!
This is real. Please head it's warning.

Late last year a man named Reheboam J. Arthritus was killed while walking to a 7-11 convenience store. Before he died he said "Cursed are those who do not send on forwarded messages". He then threw a Cantaloupe at his murderer, striking him dead. Well soon this email appeared, some say through magic, others say it was written by someone with no life, others that it was written by the prophet of fruit himself. It turns out that those that did not send this message on were killed by cantaloupes within hours of recieving the email. The only way they survived was to forward this message on to 15 people within 2 hours of recieving it. But that's not all.Even worse than dying, all the cattle of those people suddenly turned into parakeets! Yes! That's right! PARAKEETS! And rumour has it that before you die, you get a nasty paper cut! Oh no! And blisters form around your big toe. This is no joke. My brother didn't send this on. He figured it wasn't true and left it. He was in the living room reading a book when he recieved a phone call. It was my father. He told my brother, "Our cattle have been turned into parakeets". My brother was so startled he got a paper cut on his thumb from the book. Later when he was examining his blisters, a cantaloupe fell from the sky and killed him. A curse is upon those who refuse to pass this on. We don't need any more painful slaughter of the children. So either be a martyr and prevent 15 more people from possibly dying or send it to 15 people (including the person who sent it to you, if they are truly your friend, JERK!) and you will live. And also if you really love Jesus you will pass this on, because Jesus is cool and thus you must pass this on because it says Jesus is cool and wouldn't you want people to know Jesus is cool if it were to say such a thing?
Sincerely,
From Beyond The Grave

(The Cantaloupe is in no way endorsing your death except in the natural sense)

1 Comments:

At 7:11 fm, Blogger ally said...

Lol!
Hi...you don't know me but Jonathan kinda sorta knows me in that onlinish sort of way. Anyhow, way back in February, he emailed me something you wrote about Valentine's Day--I thought that was flippin' awesome...so when I noticed that he put up a link to your blog on his blog, I thought I'd check it out.
I've only had time to read a few entries, but even still, you haven't disappointed me with your wit. I think I've lost count of the times that I have died laughing...
A'ight...well...its midnightish, an' I've been sayin' that I'm gonna go to bed for that past 2 hours, so I think I'm actually gonna go do that. So have fun & God bless!
~Alli

 

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